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[ system: linux 2.4 ] [ uptime: 247 days ] [ coffee: critically low ]
> root@haxorzone:~$ cat /dev/urandom | cowsay Ā Ā Ā  > Y2K WAS REAL AND I STILL HAVE MY BUNKER Ā Ā Ā  > WINDOWS IS SPYWARE Ā Ā Ā 
> about.txt

Name: h4x0r k1d (real name classified)
Age: 17
OS: Slackware Linux (OBVIOUSLY)
Lang: C, Perl, maybe some Python I guess
Status: Currently reverse engineering my dad's printer driver

> skills.log
[ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–‘ā–‘] C programming
[ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘] Network stuff
[ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–‘] Being right about Y2K
[ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘ā–‘] Talking to girls

> latest_rant.txt

Windows 98 Second Edition: A Tragedy

I rebooted 4 times today trying to install a sound card driver. FOUR TIMES. My Linux box has not rebooted in 247 days. Bill Gates is personally responsible for the collective suffering of mankind. I have submitted a bug report. They will not fix it.
> visitor_count.sh
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